(Not sure how many parts this will have, but so far there is definitely going to be at least 2)
This part is called: Vocabumalary
Avoidable \uh-voy'-duh-buhl\: What a bullfighter tries to do.
balderdash (n), a rapidly receding hairline.
Burglarize \bur'-gler-ize\: What a crook sees with
coffee (n), a person who is coughed upon.
Counterfeiters \kown-ter-fit-ers \: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
Eclipse \i-klips'\: what an English barber does for a living
Eyedropper \i'-drop-ur\: a clumsy ophthalmologist
flabbergasted (adj), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
Heroes \hee'-rhos\: what a guy in a boat does
lymph (v), to walk with a lisp.
Negligent (adj),describes a condition where you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.
Paradox \par'-u-doks\: two physicians
Parasites \par'-uh-sites\: what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Pharmacist \farm'-uh-sist\: a helper on the farm
Relief \ree-leef'\: what trees do in the spring
Selfish \sel'-fish\: what the owner of a seafood store does
semantics (n), pranks conducted by young men studying for the priesthood, including such things as gluing the pages of the priest's prayer book together just before mass.
Subdued \sub-dood'\: like, a guy, like, works on one of those, like, submarines, man
testicle (n), a humorous question on an exam.
And my personal favourite... rectitude (n), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.
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